Lolosad’s pictures

This must be perhaps the most famous statue in the world today. The Statue of David by Michelangelo. I guess somebody is [...]

One day, during class. The teacher asks the kids:
Teacher: “What is your father doing for a living?”
John: “He’s the garbage man!”, answered the boy

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Teacher: “No, John. We don’t say garbage man, we say he works in the Salubrity system. Peter, what’s your father’s job?”
Peter: “My daddy is a grave digger“, said proudly the [...]

“Hello neighbor, why did you whip the dog?”
“He was making politics in the garden!”
“How do you know that?”
“He was eating shit!”