Who’s going to win this awful and dreadful fight? The mighty aggressive and fast Chihuahua? Or shall it be the impressive, very confident and powerful Longhorn Rooster?
I bet my money on the rooster. That dog is just too small to win any fight. Although, I have to give him the credit for the violent reaction.

p.s: if you want a dog, do not purchase a chihuahua! Those are vicious, bad, evil creatures! They will make you look like slutty Paris Hilton. And if you don’t have her money, then you’ll just look like a stupid cunt!